Warm and Flaky

With lots of rolls, like a bakery. Oh, and NSFW. Seriously.
Things I have not made that I appreciate/identify with
The haunted

First attempts at making “kitten” collars. I ordered the BFF sandwiches off etsy and wanted to do something cute with them.

They are a bit on the high side. If they were more narrow, they could work with more fashion styles.

My fluffernutter sandwich will go on a collar, too. I don’t have a lot of that lace though. I don’t want to make it look too different.


I’m glad I made a bra band adjuster instead of hunting for the “perfect” bra for my wedding dress. Is it pretty? No. Is it hideous? No. Does it do what I want it too? Yes. Will my husband have to make do? Yes. Hahaha. Unless I “fix” it right before we get to the hotel room.

Being plus sized causes issues if you are trying to look for ANYTHING. (Nice clothes, clothes patterns that don’t make me look like I’m 62, prints that don’t make me look like I only own Redbook magazines from 1991,… Plus, since I wear a size 18 or a 2X most of the time, manufactures tend to think I wear a G cup bra or something. Even Torrid.)

And forget the strapless bras or adhesive cups. I’m gonna sew clear straps in these suckers.

I want to look as sleek as possible, particularly on my wedding day. And I don’t want to swim in my clothes. So I’ve been doing just a smidge of DYI. More to go yet.

I hope my sewing skills will improve. Maybe I will open an etsy shop one day for plus sized young women. Maybe.

When you put yourself down. “I’m not that pretty.” “My hair looks like crap.” Or whatever, particularly after you received a compliment, you are insulting that person or the people who love, care, and/or admire you. You are saying that they are lying sacks of shit.

People take the time to give you nice feedback, take it to heart. Don’t challenge their honesty. You’re insulting them. They love you more than you love yourself. There’s an issue there.

Zero fucks given but I do have a payment plan.

I arise from the dead(mau5).

Pecan chocolate chip cookies